i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
HAHAHAHA. HIPS FOR NOT LYING HAHhhHhhh
HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE
WAIT FOR IT